Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/August 16

Wild horses have dragged Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger away, it has been confirmed.

The 72-year-old rocker had been speaking to his youngest child, Petunia, at his ranch in Kentucky, when he seemingly got entangled with local wild horses, and was dragged away.

Petunia told UnNews: "He was speaking to me in a strong Southern accent, which is weird, because he is from Kent. (Full article...)