Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/August 13

So, dude, like, chicks, right?

They're crazy, man. But I'd still fuck them. I mean, I do fuck them. But I'd also fuck the chicks I haven't fucked yet. Which aren't many. Chicks.

You gotta be a kid or a baby or something equally gay to not know what a chick is. It's pretty simple, actually, and I know because I have interacted with many chicks in the past. These interactions almost always ended with me fucking them.

There are two types of people in this world: chicks (short for "chickenheads"), and fellas (short for "fellatio-receivers"). Chicks differ from the fellas in one respect and one respect only: if you fuck a fella, you're totally gay; on the other hand, if you fuck a chick, you're awesome, like me. Chicks come in all sorts of flavors, Chinese and Japanese and Half-Chinese-Half-Japanese the most common among them. Each flavor of chick usually has a particular subtle sub-flavor, such as hot-and-sour or wonton.

Personally, I go for the sesame chicken. I mean, I like to eat sesame chicks. But metaphorically; it means I'd fuck sesame chicks. I have fucked sesame chicks in the past. They were delicious, particularly in their vaginas. (Full article...)