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SLAVES R US!
About[edit source]
We sell slaves. Young and old, male and female, black and white - we don't discriminate! Whatever you are, we can use you to make an honest buck. We like to think of ourselves as reimagining the slave trade - giving the good old days of unpaid slave labour back to you, but updating it for the modern world.
Employees[edit source]
Nameable, who has no money, and never gets paid, except for Thursdays, when he is sometimes given a biscuit for being good.
People[edit source]
Currently, we're all out of people (=( . ) But, don't worry, you can volunteer yourself as produce! You may even get a slice of the profit.
You may, but you probably won't.