Uncyclopedia:April Fools/2016

UNCYCLOPEDIA HAS BEEN BOUGHT BY DONALD TRUMP

As you're probably aware Uncyclopedia has had some minor financial difficulties since we broke ties with SPIKE and started hosting the site on servers in Bizzee's garage. Well, we reached out to The Donald and he loved our idea for Trumpcyclopedia so much that he has donated enough money and cocaine to keep the site running for at least another month.

Trump's vision for the site is basically the same as it has been for hundreds of years, except with no blacks, gays, Mexicans, or aspies. We will be building a giant virtual wall to keep all these undesirables out, and by "we" I mean "the undesirables".

Make Uncyclopedia Great Again!