UnTunes:They're Going To Marry The Gays, Ha-Ha!

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Remember when our kids were safe

and no one'd ever heard of stuff like

men who'd try to marry other men? Well...

The days got worse and worse and now you see

We've gone complete out of our minds... 'Cause...

They're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!

They're going to marry the gays, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa

In the fruited plains. Where life was wholesome all the time

And I'll be trying to push our nice young men to some female brides

'cause they're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!

We thought it was a joke, and so we laughed, we laughed when men in drag came

marching flamboyantly down our public streets... But now...

Let's face some facts, the country's queer

and it's getting queerer by the year

So now we must make sure our sons grow straight... 'cause...

They're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!

They're going to marry the gays, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa

In the fruited plains. With glam and flowers and sodomy

and theatre queens who lisp and prance and glitter their lips and clothes

and they're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!

I taught him well, I checked his room,

I even put drugs in his food

but still my son likes watching Will and Grace?

I'll have to beat him with a stick

I'll have to stop driving him to the gym

Or else, what worked for Haggard, might work for him... And...

They're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!

They're going to marry the gays, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa

In the fruited plains. Where life was wholesome all the time

And I'll be trying to push our nice young men to some female brides

'cause they're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!

In the fruited plains. With glam and flowers and sodomy

and theatre queens who lisp and prance and glitter their lips and clothes

and they're going to marry the gays, ha-haaa!!

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