UnTunes:Screw you, Roman Dog Bird

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Screw you, Roman Dog Bird is a single by folk duo Luke 'n' 'Lexo, who wrote the song in response to the slamming of his debut single "David Blaine" by notorious critic Roman Dog Bird. The acoustic tune is a thinly veiled diss at Mr. Dog Bird, who had the following to say about songwriters Luke Fiftysevenstein and Alexo Thegreatberg in his 2-page review published in Q Magazine: "And when are you people ever going to learn that Chuck Norris ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY? Do you need to have your skulls caved in? Well, no, then you wouldn't have learned anything since ye'd be dead. Although that might be preferable."

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Screw you Roman Dog Bird
We hate you
You banned us from Uncyclopedia
We hate you

What kind of a name is Roman Dog Bird?
We hate you
Why did you ban us from your site?
We really, really hate you

Why don't you go and die
Screw you Roman Dog Bird
David Blaine will kick your ass
(???) for gas

Screw you Roman Dog Bird
We hate you
Banned us from your site
We hate you
Screw you Roman Dog Bird
We hate you
You banned us from your site

Yeah
Screw you Roman Dog Bird
We hate you
Screw you Roman Dog Bird
We hate you
I really, really hate you tonight

Screw you Roman Dog Bird
We hate you
You banned us from Uncycwhat kind of name is Roman Dog Bird
It's such (???)
You're a ho
You're a bum
Oh, my mum
She hates you too

Screw you Roman Dog Bird
We hate you
You banned us from your site.

SCREW YOU, ROMAN DOG BIRD