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When I can't have sex with you

and there's nothing else to do

I just lie in my bed

and I grease up my head

I'm just a-playing with myself

If you can hear my headboard knockin'

then you know my bedsprings are rockin'

with my cock in my hand

it's like I strike up the band

when I'm playing with myself

Oh oh, playing with myself

oh oh, playing with myself

well, there's nothing to lose

but a teaspoon of spooge

when I'm playing with myself

Any dog can lick his balls

it really drives me up the walls

if I could reach 'em I'd hide

and never go outside

'cause I'd be playing with myself

So let's smoke another toke

and then I'll make my chicken choke

with some lube on my dick

to make it all nice and slick

and I'm playing with myself

Oh oh, playing with myself

oh oh, playing with myself

well, there's nothing to lose

but a teaspoon of spooge

when I'm playing with myself

Stroke stroke stroke

Stroke stroke stroke

Stroke stroke stroke

Stroke stroke stroke

Any dog can lick his balls

it really drives me up the walls

if I could reach 'em I'd hide

and never go outside

'cause I'd be playing with myself

So let's smoke another toke

and then I'll make my chicken choke

with some lube on my dick

to make it all nice and slick

and I'm playing with myself

Oh oh, playing with myself

oh oh, playing with myself

well, there's nothing to lose

but a teaspoon of spooge

well, there's nothing to lose

but a teaspoon of spooge

well, there's nothing to lose

but a teaspoon of spooooooge

Oh oh, playing with myself

oh oh, playing with myself

Oh oh, playing with myself

oh oh, playing with myself

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Parody lyrics, performance & vocals:   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat!