UnTunes:It Ain't Necessarily Po

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
It ain't necessarily is most certainly NOT Po.

"It Ain't Necessarily So Po" is a song with music by George Gershwin and lyrics by his brother Ira Gershwin. The brothers became concerned when idolization of popular UK children's show "The Teletubbies" continued well into the 21st century. They wrote this song to warn people of the questionable pasts' of the individuals behind the masks of the Teletubbies.




It ain't necessarily Po
It ain't necessarily Po
The things that look cuddly
Like a Teletubby
They ain't necessarily so.

Laa-laa releases herself from a life-long battle. She's in a better place now


Laa-laa was small, but oh my!
Laa-laa was small, but oh my!
She’s paying penance
For killing her parents.
Laa-laa was small, but oh my!


Oh Dipsy, he lived in a box,
Oh Dipsy, he lived in a box,
He used to be homeless,
Flat-broke and hopeless
Oh Dipsy, once lived in a box.
Tinky Winky would often don a tutu to make himself more appealing to the other inmates.


Tinky-Winky was found in a cell,
Tinky-Winky was found in a cell,
He was locked in a jail house,
For indecent behaviours,
Tinky-Winky escaped from a cell.


It ain't necessarily Po
It ain't necessarily Po
Furry and able
Doesn’t mean that they’re stable
They ain't necessarily Po.