UnReviews talk:UNC:Infinite Jest

Professor Plum is a pompous windbag

Opinions professed by Professor Plum should be taken with the understanding that he is not a real professor, but may be a real fruit. Although dried plums are prunes and he is pretty dry, perhaps this sentence is just a run on. Dr. Prune. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:58, December 20, 2011 (UTC)