UnPoetia:The poem that goes like this

Poetry for people who hate poetry

At least once on Uncyclopedia

There comes a poem that goes like this

It works well through many media

From AB-AB and A-A-A-A to limericks

And now here comes the chorus

For the poem that goes like this

Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus

Naysayers bray of dreadful days

Where self-reference isn't here to stay

These days are far from today, they say

As is shown by this poem, calloo callay

This line makes an excellent segue

Into the next section, that is

A limerick penned with Lizz's jizz

Lizz got blue balls

And ran headfirst into walls

Which is why this limerick doesn't rhyme and has too many syllables at the end

Also, it has too many lines

Poor Lizz

And now here comes the chorus

For the poem that goes like this

Chorus Chorus Chorus Chorus

Some poems don't rhyme all the time

Instead, some verses serve only as imagery

Like a melting spoon posing non sequitors in latin

As to advance the theme of the whole poem

Like this one

And now here comes the last refrain

For the poem that drove me insane

Refrain refrain refrain refrain