UnPoetia:Necromancer's Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary

Poetry for people who hate poetry

This is a poem in 1668 by a gay guy when he was in prison for biting up a straight guys dick. It's called, Necromancer's Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary. The poem was copied by rock band, Rush.

Necromancer's Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary Part 1

A creature is about to be born
And we are watching lots of porn
You see the Necromancer blowing his horn
Announcing the creature has been born
The creature has been born
It's time to summon the spirit from the dead
So wake up and get out of your bed
But the spirit is really the devil
And the creature has been born
The creature has been born
You see that tall looking guy
He is stupid so he must die
Time for him to go Bye-Bye
And the creature has been born
The Creature has been born
Time to prank all of the dorks
Living under our doors
Because they are nothing but bores
Who ever's touching me must be a whore
And the creature has be born
And the creature has been born
My god, we lost all of our porn
And the creature has been born
Oh, the creature has now been born