UnPoetia:My Face Is So Fat

Poetry for people who hate poetry

"It was her own fault."

My face is so huge

It's all your fault, Ramona

You and your fat sisters

Always making me so stressed out

All I can think is

"God, I could use a fracking cupcake"

You shut your mouth, you whore!

Oh, shut up.

You're not angry at me.

And now you're crying?

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

STOP.

STOP!!!

(gunshots)

And that's why, your honor.