UnPoetia:Lowku

Poetry for people who hate poetry

Say, these mushrooms are

Making me feel a bit odd.

Everything's so low.

Turtle and Goat/Lowku is technically not UnHaiku due to the substitution of "Lowku" for "UnHaiku" in panel four. A vague reference to Family Guy, but otherwise original. Again, since I invented the genre, you may piss off if you don't like it.