UnPoetia:I am english and I am really pissed off
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Poetry for people who hate poetry |
I am English and I am really pissed off.
Why isn't my country great anymore?
Why don't we have any notable overseas colonies?
Or attractive women?
Why does it always rain here?
Is it because we're on the edge of the Atlantic?
I swear it's not like this in New York.
Or Florida.
Why is my country so shitty?
Why is it that all we have going for us is our language?
And no-one likes learning that anyway.
Other countries have some really cool shit.
America has loads of attractive women.
And there's that really big skyscraper in Dubai.
Why don't we have any skyscrapers?
We just have a big clock,
and a giant Ferris wheel.
I'd like to burn this whole country to the ground.
But don't tell anyone I said that,
I'd get really embarrassed,
because I am English.
Why is my country so shitty?