One who keeps me in shape.
One who prevents me from astral gang rape.
To protect, to give advice
In order to help me see the light,
For I was once corrupted.
You gave me another chance before I combusted.
One who has been given the crown by John,
In order to get me off
The bad side, my terrible contendencies.
I don't know how, but you can see.
Guardian, lay your order.
Bring upon the leagues of hoarders.
Let me see the truth.
Help me find the right route.