UnPoetia:Anti-Sophia

Poetry for people who hate poetry

~o~ Sophia's a whore and so I hope you agree tankas should be wrote for Anti-Sophia, the master of all poetry ~o~ Anti-Sophia, so masterful and divine, once smote the children, for such utter blasphemy, they wrote haiku poetry ~o~ Many tanka may, If strung together like some cherry blossoms, make a kind of poem sometimes neatly called tankas-a-lot. ~o~

This is called Tanka

~o~ Below statements made, tell of lies and trickery, Tanka smote Haiku, with ease and benevolence, Haikus suck, fuck all of them! ~o~ Although Sophia does not know about Tanka, she its goddess. Sophia is very hot and she, erm, loves good haiku. ~o~ The aforementioned, is nothing but lies and more, Anti-Sophia rules us, from her Black Omen, located in the night sky ~o~ Like the Sun, she shines, Like the great blue sky, she glows, Like the land, she's hot, Like the bright Moon, she stands out, Like the great vast sea, she's...wet. ~o~ Anti Sophia? What does it mean to invert this fine specimen? "Hey," says Sophia aloud, "It means fuck me upside down." ~o~

This is called meta Tanka

~o~ If you do not know how to write a Tanka, well, this is how it works: Sorta like a haiku, but Five Seven Five Seven Sev- ~o~ This is my first line and this is my second line and this my third line and this my only fourth line and this my only fifth line. ~o~

This ain't called Tanka

~o~ Anti-Sophia of Tanka, pretty please do this in the honor of thyself: smite the bad work with the big red stamp below: NOT TANKA ~o~ ~o~ NOT TANKA This Tanka, this Tanka, What shall it be? Is it a rock? A church? A Christmas tree? The one question I have for thee: What the hell is this Tanka, you see! ~o~ NOT TANKA Yar! My bum is on yer lipse! My bum is on yer lipse! ~o~

This is really bad Tanka

~o~ SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM ~o~ Peace be with you here Beneath the old willow tree And bright shining stars Where I had sex with your mom Last night around 3 AM ~o~ There is not enough Self-referential humor And inside-joking On Uncyclopedia That's right, nowhere near enough ~o~ I wrote these few lines To tell you the way I feel About you, darling I hope you like them as much As I enjoyed writing them ~o~ Having a good time Is not always easy here But some days are fun Today in particular This article helped slightly ~o~ A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A ~o~ I farted on you Get over it you pussy Or I'll get angry And piss on your dad tonight, Then on your mom tomorrow ~o~

This is the end of the page

~o~ Gotta love Tanka blasphemous sometimes it is but it's still awesome. I fell in love with Tanka so I wrote all these poems. ~o~