UnNews talk:Stephen Hawkes butt-flavoured dog treats

While researching my soon-to-be best-selling book, "Butts: From Plugs To Doggie Treats", I had the pleasure of interviewing Professor Stephen Hawking on his success in the area of "the back forty". A bidding war ensued between Uncyclopedia and Newsweek for an article, and the better bid won. So, here I present to you an effort of which I'd be ashamed to show my mother. Actually, she might think it's funny... unless I have to explain about "butt plugs". She's not as young as she used to be. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 05:12, 15 May 2006 (UTC)

Good work on the audio version. It's like listening the man himself... --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 18:00, 15 May 2006 (UTC)