UnNews talk:Pluto totally dissed

The format of this article doesn't really seem to qualify as UnNews... what do others think? --Composure1 17:23, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I concur. Also, the signal-to-noise ration on planets stories is getting pretty high. I put it on QuickVFD. Stan Lather 17:31, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Stan Lather says: "We've lived by the crystal ball and learned to eat so much broken glass tonight that we're in critical condition."

Okay, so it's not in UnNews format, and I'll admit I really didn't put much time into it (didn't have time). BUT, with an article that uses this kind of humor, how should I go about using newspeak? I mean, I didn't just want to write a regular article, because the whole joke sort of relies on timeliness. Also, as far as planet stories go, at the time I wrote the article, there wasn't three pluto stories on the page. I was kind of just lost to the punch. In summary, I'll fix it up here a little, but for the sake of the joke, I say screw the format. I agree with H, definately not QVFD material.

Mrthejazz 19:34, 24 August 2006 (UTC)