UnNews talk:Love-rivals, 86 and 74, in vicious battle

This is awfully close to real news, and therefore not really UnNews Front Page-worthy. In fact, it's not really Unnews-worthy... I'll let it survive, for now. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:28, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Needs less truth, more lies. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:30, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

D'you think so? Most of my UnNews are along similar lines. Take a strange news story, embellish it to breaking point...Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:42, 5 March 2009 (UTC)