UnNews talk:Government Unveils Shatter-proof Pint

This ridiculous article is based on an only slightly less ridiculous article that moved on the AP wire today and was featured here in the United States. I welcome the addition of a photo to the article; also perhaps a couple man-on-the-street quotes from pub customers, rendered in their characteristic manner of speaking. If a Brit can improve the regional authenticity of my writing (although this is modeled after a story that ran in the US), that's fine too. Spıke ¬  22:39 4-Feb-10