UnNews talk:Chupacabras latest pet craze

This is genuinely spooky. You know why? When I saw the demon image in UnNews:NYPD officer arrests demon, promoted to captain it reminded me of a chupacabras and I had the idea of doing a story on people keeping them as pets. Weird, as they say, shit. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:39, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

That's probably because I wear this thing when I write articles. It spreads zimizm radiation about, interfering with other Uncyclopedia users' minds. Consider it a gift, or consider it terrifying... either way, it's profound... Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:18, 9 March 2009 (UTC)