UnNews talk:All-purpose Jesus announces hostile takeover bid

This story has been a collaboration of sorts. I'd been thinking about "All-Purpose Jesus", but had no idea what that could lead to. I then asked User:Mhaille to do an image, whatever came to him, since I had no actual goal, and he came up with the mother of all cleaner images. Seeing this, and having read UnNews:Billy Mays' Head Explodes by User:Master Pain (also known as Betty), it all fell into place: a hostile takeover of Billy Mays Oxiklean by Jesus! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:02, 13 August 2006 (UTC)