UnNews:Uncyclopedian struggles to make Boston marathon explosion funny
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16 April 2013
SOMEWHERE - On April 15th, 2013; the Boston Marathon was interrupted by two exploding bombs, normally that would be ripe for satire and jokes but one Uncyclopedian is having trouble making the explosion looked funny.
When we met up with him, he was reading the post 9/11 issue of The Onion, just trying to figure out how to make the tragedy funny. When asked how he was going to make it funny, he replied "I don't know, I read this issue like thousands of times yet I still can't find anything that's remotely funny about a bombing".
He was also browsing Uncyclopedia, doing research on what types of humor he could do; he thought about doing an article where the Mooninites invaded Boston but that had already been done, he additionally got an idea to make an article about how the marathoners stopped running but that idea was also done as well.
"God, I just want to be the guy who made the Boston Marathon funny; they say that laughter is a form of medicine right? Why is it that I can't find the form of medicine that is funny enough?" he said in frustration.
There is nothing that can be said that can truly be taken as funny, 3 people died in the explosion, everybody panicked, they thought terrorism would rule again; it's kind of like 9/11 except on a lesser scale. The worst thing about it is that by the time the Uncyclopedian figured out what's funny about the explosion, it'd be too late and the world would of moved on to making fun of some pop star.
UnNews however, wishes the Uncyclopedian the best of luck and hopes that he finds a way to find humor in what is supposed to be a serious moment.
