UnNews:Uncyclopedia has too many articles
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3 March 2013
Note: since this year is an extra leap year, the date of this article is debatable.
SECRET PLACE, Somewhere -- Today, in a Grand Conference held at a Secret Meeting Place, the real owners of Uncyclopedia decided that Uncyclopedia has far too many articles already, and that everyone should stop writing them. The audience was shocked; it consisted of a dumb fat cat who was fast asleep in the lap of a conference participant, and was dropped on the floor when the conference ended. We managed to corner the dude who banged the gavel. Judge? Cheerleader? I don't remember the term. You know what I mean. In any case, we got to ask a few questions.
- UnNews: "What's all this shit about Uncyclopedia having too many articles?"
- Gavel Dude: "How did you get in? The conference was supposed to be secret."
- UnNews: "Why?"
- Gavel Dude: "Because we were supposed to talk about other things besides your pathetic site. But then it happened there was... wait - it's none of your business. Stick to Uncyclopedia questions, OK?"
- UnNews: "OK."
- Gavel Dude: "So, what was your question then?"
- UnNews: "Hey - I'm the one who asks the questions!"
- Gavel Dude: "If you take that attitude, the interview is over. Good bye!"
The crux of the matter, then, seems to be that there is no special reason for writing any more Uncyclopedia articles. We cannot guess why. Is the server full? No it isn't. Has someone read all the articles? Probably. Are there enough good articles? Fuck no. This reporter is flabbergasted, dumbfounded and, generally speaking, standing in the swamp.