UnNews:UnNews accidentally prints Lorem Ipsum in its article

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Monday, February 11, 2020
UnNEWS, UNCYCLOMEDIA -- UnNews, the news provider for the entire Uncyclopedia, inadvertently published Lorem Ipsum placeholder text in one of its articles. This accident occurred on February 11, 2021 when UnNews published the article UnNews accidentally prints Lorem Ipsum in its article.

"It was unintentional," said the author Jabberwock. "Just to put some stuff in sections I haven't written yet." However, this claim is questioned by many. Jabberwock has been lying in bed quite often. In fact, the frequency reaches 8 hours per night. So he could be lying again. Currently the UnNews editors are still investigating the issue. Little progress has been made so far.

According to Jabberwock's writing habit, he would use "unfinished" in big red font in empty sections to warn himself. Alternatively he could use Meowem Ipsum (Meowem ipsum dolor sit amet, disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury, bite the vet for play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard yet hiiiiiiiiii feed me now) or simply leave a huge blank space in the section. The use of Lorem Ipsum is certainly abnormal for him.

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