UnNews:Star Wars IX to rip off Star Trek V
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - In a press conference held by director and savior of Star Wars J.J. Abrams; he has announced that the latest Star Wars film will rip off Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Within seconds of announcing that, the auditorium erupted in thunderous applause; no thanks to J.J.'s talent and brevity.
Abrams, after the audience died down, then went on discussing small but intricate details about the latest Star Wars film. Several tantalizing details were revealed such as William Shatner becoming the new Princess Leia as well as concept art of what he terms "the force God" which looked similar to what God look liked in Star Trek V. He also let slip that the script would basically be the same as Star Trek V but with more ship fights, Star Wars elements and a final battle between Kylo Ren and Rey to determine who will be the ultimate force God.
He then closed out the press conference by saying this.
| “ | I don't care if you say bad things about me because ultimately you will watch my flicks. You watched Star Trek: Into Darkness despite it being a ripoff of "The Wrath of Kahn", you watched Star Wars: The Force Awakens despite it being a ripoff of "A New Hope" and you will watch Episode IX because I am the best filmmaker ever alive. It doesn't matter what I do, you will watch. my. shit. | ” |
The audience then gave a standing ovation drowning out the hecklers in the crowd. He then walked off stage with his stormtrooper guards in full force; pushing away anybody who stood in his way with the force.
Fans of Star Wars were raving about the decision universally claiming that "J.J. Abrams is going to make an epic conclusion to an epic trilogy.", all without noticing his eccentric and awkward behavior. UnNews had tried to look for negative reception but none existed; it's as if they were erased from the net.
As longtime fans of Star Wars, we can't wait to see what J.J. has in store for us! Shatner better not let us down as Princess Leia.