UnNews:Small Brother angry at Big Brother

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19 August 2011

Big Brother.

London, United Kingdom -- Small Brother has voiced his outrage at Big Brother again today, creating a greater rift between the two Brothers.

"I believe this is a complete outrage," Small Brother told reporters. "I thought we have stopped becoming a TV show, and we could get on with our lives. It seems that Big Brother has taken to TV again, and left me behind trying to mop up the mess from last time"

Small Brother.

Big Brother has been criticized for the death of Jade Goody, and social and moral deaths of every contestant. His attitude towards watching random stupid people have sex or watching them attempting to wash dishes has been criticized on national television. He destroyed the moral standing of Channel 4, and now with its reputation in ruins, it has taken control of the extremely successful no. 1 channel in England and worldwide, Channel 5, which streams the most important programms, such as the Europa League Qualifying round 1.

In response, Big Brother had only this to say: "He doesn't know what he is talking about," he said. "He couldn't produce sperm until 3 weeks ago, and his voice still hasn't broken. And you listen to him?"

Small Brother has refused to comment on Big Brother's reaction.

Sources

• "Some woman gets too much money for Big Brother appearance" BBC, August 18, 2011