UnNews:SimCity player unleashes tornado on his own city
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22 May 2013
SIMCITY 4, COMPUTER - At aproximately 6:41 PM, a player unleashed his tornado upon "New City". It was hectic, left and right buildings and roads were being destroyed; the Sims in the city had no idea what to do because they only knew how to operating in a predefined pattern and an estimated 35,000 people were lost, never to be heard from again.
The city has experienced disaster before, once during a volcano that suddenly formed in the middle of nowhere and again when aliens invaded the city but what makes this different is that this ripped through the city with such ferocity.
When we caught up with the player, he had these words to say. "I don't know why I did it. I guess I was so tired of planning my city; laying down residential and commercial squares and trying to get those skyscrapers to appear, it was just so nerveracking that I couldn't take it anymore." Normally a player would be able to reload a city and pretend the disaster never existed but in his case, he can't even reload the city. "I guess I must of accidentally clicked save or something because when I came back, the city was still in the state it was in when I unleashed the tornado. I'm a bad mayor, I shouldn't even have this game at all."
When asked whether he felt compassion towards the Sims, he replied. "I wish that every Sim living in the city is fine and well. I'll do anything to help them out; send out search parties, create programs to help those in need and I won't stop until I redeem myself."
As of press time, the Sims were inside a town meeting deciding whether they should oust him as mayor and replace him with a new candidate, "Delano", a 35 year old female who was previously mayor of another town. UnNews will continue to keep you informed during this dreadful tragedy.
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- "Massive, mile-wide tornado rips through New City" CBS News, May 20, 2013