UnNews:Obama claims his email was spammed

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13 December 2010

Washington, D.C. -- President Obama was seen arguing with wife Michelle outside the White House to day before the presidents morning Newport Cigarette. Obama only commented that his email had been spammed, but inside sources have confirmed that Michelle was angry at Barrack for what she had found on his computer. Apparently the President checked his email this morning and retired to the bathroom with some hand lotion and a box of tissue paper leaving his computer screen on his email. Michelle then went to the computer to check for her "Mammies in Jammies" monthly newsletter and happened upon Barracks emails.

The email that remained open was titled "The guys and me" and had a few image attachments. Michelle opened the attachments and it revealed the President in sexual positions with other men and an occasional animal. Michelle was disgusted and as she went to go throw up in the bathroom she stumbled upon Barrack caught unawares with a tub of coco-butter. inside sources say that Michelle was very upset and said "He's such a pussy, I never suspected something like this" and later saying she was impressed by his ability to "Take an entire horse cock in his ass, I cant even do that". Its unclear if this will affect the Presidents decision making today. Last months choice about NOT going to a UN Peace summit came after he had viewed "The Human Centipede" citing that he "is more afraid of Germans then ever".