UnNews:James Bond fan changes his name to include all 21 film titles

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19 November 2006

David Fearn has also done plastic surgery in order to make himself look like the current James Bond, Daniel Craig.

EDINBURGH, Scotland -- A James Bond fanatic has paid an amazing tribute to his hero by officially changing his name - reports The Scotsman.

David Fearn, 23, is now known as James Dr. No From Russia with Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live and Let Die The Man with the Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View to a Kill The Living Daylights Licence to Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond.

Mr Bond, from Walsall, said: "I wanted to be James Bond and now I am - it's the ultimate fantasy.

I can't wait for the first time somebody asks me what my name is."