UnNews:It's Quiz Time!

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4 July 2008

QUIZ TIME I SAY! First ever UnNews weekly(ish) quiz!

1. The new word for "nigger" is...

• • Strawberry
  • Negridem
  • Arnold Swarzchenegger

2. Omaha, Nebraska, where was the bullet of the living suicidal maniac?

• • Left cheek
  • Right cheek
  • Head
  • Butt
  • Nose
  • Eye

3. Whom witnessed the Drowning Duck of Georgia?

• • Girl Scouts (and their cookies)
  • Bob Barker
  • Boy Scouts

4. What can't stop me now?

• • Nothing
  • Anything
  • Everything

5. Whom sued the sun?

• • Man
  • Earl Chunky
  • Jonathan Huang
  • Redneck Bob

6. Mugabe win what?!

• • EURO 2008
  • That race in Zimbabwe
  • All of the above

7. Who were on speaking terms again?

• • McCain and Hillary
  • Hillary and McCain
  • McCain and Obama
  • My dog and McCain

Answers

• Some guy "Question One" UnNews, June 27
• Some guy "Question Two" UnNews, June 27
• Some guy "Question Three" UnNews, June 27
• Some guy "Question Four" UnNews, June 28
• Some guy "Question Five" UnNews, June 28
• Some guy "Question Six" UnNews, June 29
• Some guy "Question Seven" UnNews, June 30
• Some guy "Where this madness started" BBC, June 30