UnNews:Five foods for a flat stomach/5

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At last, those egg-heads at Harvard have cracked the final piece of the puzzle. Air! Our ancestors knew the value of air, but our mile-a-minute lifestyle has made us forget about it. Get one step ahead in the rat race by guzzling on air as your personal trainer straps you into yet another contraption with the word "abs" in the title and calls you fat.

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