UnNews:Five Kids found missing in a Chuck E. Cheese Location

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Saturday, December 8th, 2024

Chuck Eatyourkids Cheese with George W. Bush

UNITED STATES - A tragedy struck at Chuck E. Cheese where five kids were found missing. The tragedy happened in the one nearby the Bob Dole Memorial Ocean.

It all started yesterday, where a guy in a mascot costume lured five kids into the costume room. The kids named were Gabriel, Fritz, Susie, Jeremy and Cassidy. They were there for a birthday party. Susie was found playing the game Fruity Maze, where the game corrupted to have the fruits replaced by a dead dog and flowers. The guy in the mascot costume then told the kids their dead dogs were in there. None of them actually had dogs, but they're dumb. They were never seen again.

It gets worse. People found a terrible smell inside of the restaurant. People tracked down the source of the smell and found out it was from the Animatronics. It is unknown where the smell came from.

The police thought the guy in the mascot costume murdered the kids, so they arrested a mascot costume from an unrelated pizza restaurant chain.

There are two detectives on the scene, Detective Red Link and Chihiro Fujisaki, and both of them are confused. Chihiro said "My robot called Alter Ego is useful for solving anything, but AE couldn't solve where the kids are". Red Link said "I couldn't see any body of a child. Anywhere."

The case will probably stay a mystery forever.