UnNews:Democrats create skateboard company

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6 May 2009

After a long discussion amongst each other, The Democrats have elected to form a new company that sells skateboards. DemoWheels, opening May 10, 2009, is a skateboard company which markets their skateboards to any buyer, age 4 to 444. The skateboard business has introduced the incredible art of trash talking to the Democrats. In a recent interview, Joe Biden said, "you know, god dammit, I thought this would be a great fucking way to, you know, expand, fuck it. We want to show those Republican assholes what they're fucking with." The Republicans responded with "Fuck Democrats!"

Gay Donkey, the mascot of the new skateboard company.

So far, this new creation has been posted on in nearly every blog on Earth. WordPress has literally exploded, leaving many tragic deaths, but who gives a fuck, right? Let's go blog about DemoWheels! Also, DemoWheels has greatly reduced the porularity of PerezHilton.com, due to the fact that (s?)he can't find any way to bash them. UnNews reporter God caught up with a teary-eyed Hilton on the streets of Manhattan, who was quoted as saying, through sniffles, "Everybody's blogging about DemoWheels... Now everybody hates me because I can't blog about DemoWheels!" before stomping his feet and running away.

Sources

MSNBC, Your mom, XGames