UnNews:Delaware proven to not exist

Friday March 25, 2025

Wait...it was all just...a dream?

The totally real document explaining that Delaware is not a state that was not made by a little kid.

NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT--Yale University's top archivers, while excavating Washington D.C. for no reason, have recently unearthed a hidden document from 1787 revealing that the U.S. state of Delaware does in fact, not exist, and is part of nearby Maryland.

Delaware has now gone down in history as the largest and most successful Mandela Effect ever done. This has led to countless charts and tables becoming inaccurate, and new textbooks are being printed as you read. Many people have questioned the legitimacy of the paper (see image on right), though it is highly accurate, as the spellings of words reflect those of Washington.

This fact has been proven shocking to 10 Delawareans (out of Delaware's 1 million people who questioned their own state's legitimacy), and we would all like to know where it goes from there. Fortunately, it doesn't go anywhere from there. Delaware is now part of Maryland, did you expect more? I'm only typing this because the stupid admins the wonderful people working at UnNews said that I had to extend this article.

THERE! YOU HAPPY?!

Okay, maybe I got a bit too mad there...

wait... where was I?

Oh yeah...

So anyhoo, Delaware's illegitimate statehood has left thousands of people in shock, and millions of people saying, "Wait, Delaware? Where the flip is that?" We hope that people get adjusted to the change, and Donald Trump, being the overconfident/rambunctious person he is, finds a new 50th state, which may have been under our noses this whole time...