UnNews:Burmese hunger strike continues, becomes trendy

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7 September 2008

Aung San Suu Kyi has refused to eat her daily rations.

Indoors, House Arrest Aung San Suu Tai Kwon Do, locked up for opposing people with guns, is one of the last people to starve herself to bring worldwide media attention to the plight of Burma in spite of the fact that Google News has devoted an entire category to the oppression of the Burmese people.

"First, the cyclone ruined that great weather we were having and now- the sheer number of Red Cross workers and journalists has eroded away the entire Irrawaddi Delta." grumbled a local Burmese street person, out of work since the cancellation of the Burmese private space program. "Everybody's starving, we've been doing it for longer than anybody, and now suddenly it's the new craze." He then proceeded to try to suck nutrition out of a large emerald.

Representatives from Google News arrived promptly after the mere mention of their name aloud and took copious notes. "We were thinking maybe we could spice up the Burma category a little-broaden it so it includes people who are starving all around the world." Once the Google team finally finishes indexing 'truth' the beta release of the Google News 'Help help I'm being repressed' category is expected.

Satisfied that journalists would provide enough food for the people of Burma, many users closed their browser.

Sources

• Dent "AUNG DONG WON TON MAJONG" Six Degrees of Starvation, Three weeks and counting