UnNews:Buckingham Palace converted to Spirit Halloween Store

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Remember Buckingham Palace? This is it now. Feel old yet?

September 6th, 2024,

LONDON, ENGLAND

Following the death of Queen Elizabeth II 2 years ago, the infamous Spirit Halloween has moved into Buckingham Palace. The store is going to be the "biggest one yet" claims CEO Steven Silverstein. However, security guards reported the animatronics moving at night and trying to open the office door. Here is an interview with said nightguard.

Mrs J. Feltch: Good afternoon Mr Schmidt! What was your experience with the animatronics?

Mike Schmidt: They kept moving. That's it.

Mrs J. Feltch: How so?

Mike Schmidt: They were possessed! I know so!

Mrs J. Feltch: Have you been playing too much horror games?

Mike Schmidt: NO! QUEEN ELIZABETH IS POSSESSING THEM! I'M SERIOUS! AAAAAAAAA!

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