UnNews:Britney Spears obtains injunction against Unnews

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22 March 2007

Br###y Sp##rs (in the black cap) leading a rally of s##n h##ds before the violent lynching of five coloureds last week.

Singer Britney Spears has been granted a High Court injunction preventing the press from printing allegations about her rehab. The order would prevent outlets such as Unnews from publishing printed material about her recent stay in rehab, including allegations that she ####### right up her chocolate ####### twice.

The allegations include the time when Britney ###### five fingers up a mans ##### before pulling out her ##### and rubbing them in his #####. Other stories include the night she ###### sixteen ounces of ##### up her #####.

Ex inmate Charles Wangalalo told Unnews of his own d'alliances with the former princess of pop: "Well, She were ##### with my "old man" if you catch my drift. She ended up taking his ##### in her #####. Right up to the hilt man!"

Wangalalo continued, "when she was done we #### ####### ### ##### #### #####. It tasted like peanuts, which surprised me somewhat"

Fortunately the injunction said nothing about publishing photos of her during her time bravely coming to terms and beating her well known addiction problems. We cannot fully annotate the picture (right) due to the injunction but as the saying goes: "photos sell a lot of books":

Sources

1. censored# "#censored#" #censored#, march 22, 2007