UnNews:"Brasil Urgente": José Luiz Datena wants to improve Ibagem de São Paulo

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After offering the most money, the Party of Bribery has just announced that José Luiz Datena (PP-SP) will be a candidate for Owner of São Paulo in 2016, in an election that promises to be very fierce between Datena ( PP -SP), Marcelo Rezende ( CPM -SP) and William Bonner ( BN -SP) for the city hall. The former mayor of São Paulo Silvio Santos ( PMB -SP), in an interview with Desnotícias about the current candidates commented: Bad oe, these candidates accept everything for money !

In his government plan, Datena affirms that he will make an effort to improve the Ibagem of São Paulo and that he intends to send these outlaws of the Opposition to the electric chair . The current mayor Marcelo Rezende , in turn, said Ô percival, explain to me how to keep so many state-owned companies like that? Cut this budget for me, cut this budget for me! and candidate William Bonner stated: The latest Ibope poll, with a margin of error of 2,000% plus or minus, shows that it shows that I look good in a black suit and Good Night!

During the last PPeido convention, however, it was voted to make him the Party's national leader and, in 2018, Datena has already announced that he intends to run with Jair Bolsonaro for a vacancy to become President of Brasil Urgente .

The TV Band broadcaster published today in an official statement that it has already hired Paulo Maluf to replace Datena in Brasil Urgente while he is doing nothing at City Hall.

- Report by Doctor Roberto de São Paulo.

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