Zork 3

Inside 127.0.0.1's House	Score: 20000	Moves: 18
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. There is a hideously ugly obese man sitting at a desk in one corner. This is 127.0.0.1. You must kill him to save the internet. > Prime laser cannon Laser cannon primed. > Shoot 127.0.0.1 with laser cannon. You shoot 127.0.0.1 with your laser cannon. His head melts into a pile of goo. This turns into three grues. Have a barbeque with the grues, using 127.0.0.1's flesh. Call for the grue slayer again. Use extreme sarcasm.