Zork 3

Use Extreme Sarcasm	Score: 14900	Moves: 19
Those grues are Grue2.0s! They are immune to all forms of sarcasm! They eat you. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit