Zork 3

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 The Grue Slayer is Unavailable Score: 7090 Moves: 19

Sorry, the grue slayer only goes to the bathroom at set periods of time, and this isn't one of them. He should be going there in another 2 hours, and it was only a coincidence that he was walking past the portal into your game on his way back just as you were about to get killed.

The grues eat you.


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