Zork 3

Breathmints	Score: 200	Moves: 4
> Offer the Goron a breathmint. "Thanks, I've got a hot date." > There are female Gorons? "Yeah, they look like male Gorons, but with vaginas." > Sort of like Courtney Love? "Exactly." > So, who are you? "I am Gornuniya, a secret Zork 3 character. Most people never find me because they can't pronounce xyxxiy, tizzry, fiwsy, zizz..." Just then, a Grammar Nazi fell out of the sky. With a mighty punch by Gornuniya, he was no more. > THAT WAS SWEET! "I'll join your party if you get me to my date." > Sure, where does she live? "Beverly Hills." Party: You (Teh Suckorz) Gornuniya You can: Check your stats Go to Beverly Hills while killing as many Grues as possible along the way. HARA-KIRI!