Zork 3

U R FUCKED	Score: 0	Moves: 5
> HARA KIRI! Yeah, the English word for Seppuku. That was pretty stupid. You run yourself through with a random PINGAS, and Gornuniya goes back to eating breathmints. Lulz *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit