Zork 3

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 U R FUCKED Score: 0 Moves: 5


> HARA KIRI!

Yeah, the English word for Seppuku. That was pretty stupid.


You run yourself through with a random PINGAS, and Gornuniya goes back to eating breathmints. Lulz.

*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):