Zork 3

Nerd Attack	Score: 400	Moves: 5
> Go to Beverly Hills, while killing as many grues as possible along the way Suddenly, a nerd can be heard exclaiming from the other room, "Beverly Hills?! Über! I wanna come!" Gornuniya, clearly annoyed, shouts into the room, "No way, assmunch." The nerd walks out from the other room. "WHOAH! You're a Goron! Can I FUCK you?" Gornuniya turns to you, saying, "Back me up, Ex-Lax!" > Eat Winter Fresh! You stuff the nerd's face full of your breathmints, but he seems unaffected. "If I can't FUCK you, nobody can!" LET'S DUEL! The nerd is still coughing up Tic Tacs, your move. Tell Gornuniya to attack Attack Use The Hell Outta Here