Zork 3

Nerd Attack	Score: -10	Moves: 6
> attack You attack the nerd with your fists. He summons pair of really big shoes that stamp on you. You die. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit