Zork

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 Codemaster Score: 0 Moves: 0


You enter the code: WolfSwift

Your agility and evasion increases by +10 for the rest of this battle.

Margret throws the dagger at you. You dodge it quite easily by sidestepping to the left.

You counterattack by casting a spell which costs 15 MSP: Air Bomb


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Margret is hit by Air bomb, which blasts her back 5 meters.

Air bomb inflicts 12 damage!

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Margret:

0/150 HP 0/100 MSP


Codemaster (You):

100/100 HP 5000/5000MSP

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Congratulations! As you are the 69,105th idiot who chose the freaking Grue option, you win the game!




*** YOU HAVE WON ***



Your achieved a final score of 1, which gives you the rank of Intact Adventurer.

The Trophy
Now that you've won Zork, you are now permitted to add the following box to your userpage:

{{I think I won Zork}}

The author of this article doesn't care at all if you edit it.  Heck, your stuff is probably funnier than theirs.

You may have actually won Zork[edit source]

“You have won Zork”

~ Captain Obvious on what you have done.

“I wanted to win Zork, but no, the emporer is always "'No, you must rule the galaxy", yadda yadda yadda”

~ Darth Vader on you winning Zork.

“Daddy? You never won Zork? You... You LIED TO ME!!”

~ Luke Skywalker on his father not winning Zork like you have.

For the first time ever, you are not actually likely to be eaten by a grue.

Well, there's nothing much left to say except YEH U DID IT LOLOLOLZ and sidle off to have a gentle wank.



Continue the adventure in Zork 2!