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> Announce boldly you are here to rob the pool sharks and loot their bodies

You announce boldly you are here to rob the pool sharks and loot their bodies. They seem interested, and even pause their game to listen. One of the pool sharks notes, "Well, too bad we don't have anything on us at the moment. I keep all my things at my grandmother's home when I come out."