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> Insult the pool shark

You unleash a string of curses at the pool shark for no apparent reason, and even throw in a few jokes about his grandmother while you're at it. The pool sharks no longer seem interested in you. Now, they look angry.


> Insult them again!

You smugly go on to insult them again with a string of even worse obscenities, you smug bastard. We can't even mention them here because it would give the game an 'M' rating.


> And....?


And they furiously beat you to death with their cue sticks.


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


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