Zork

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> Insult the pool shark You unleash a string of curses at the pool shark for no apparent reason, and even throw in a few jokes about his grandmother while you're at it. The pool sharks no longer seem interested in you. Now, they look angry. > Insult them again! You smugly go on to insult them again with a string of even worse obscenities, you smug bastard. We can't even mention them here because it would give the game an 'M' rating. > And....? And they furiously beat you to death with their cue sticks. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore