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> Ask pool shark for grandmother's address

The pool shark reaches into the pocket of his white suit and pulls out a card, which he hands to you. The card is blank, except for the words "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" hastily scrawled on one side. You can't put your finger on it, but the address seems awfully familiar. The pool sharks have gone back to betting on the next billiard game, in which the Sicilian guy seems to be beating Milton for the 34,00th time.